99 Wits Shipping Policy

1. The Waiting Game
Shipping with us is like waiting for the next season of your favorite show. Exciting, suspenseful, and definitely worth it. Most orders ship out within 2-5 business days. Sit tight, your 99 Wits goodies are coming.

2. Tracking Shenanigans
We'll send you a tracking number once your order is on its way. Use it wisely. It might not reveal the secrets of the universe, but it will let you know when to expect your awesome new gear.

3. Delivery Times: The Adventure Begins
Domestic (US):  3-7 business days. That's right, the anticipation is real.
International:  7-20 business days. Think of it as a global treasure hunt. X marks the spot!

4. Shipping Costs: The Fine Print
Domestic:  Free. Because we like you that much.
International:  Varies by location. It’s like a surprise, but with a price tag.

5. Oh No! What Could Go Wrong?
We ship worldwide, but sometimes things go a little sideways. If your order is fashionably late, don't panic. Contact us, and we'll put on our detective hats to find your package.

6. Return to Sender
If your package gets returned to us because of an incorrect address, we'll reach out. We'll gladly reship it to you (for a small fee) after we get the correct address. Everyone deserves a second chance, even your order.

7. Patience is a Virtue
We know waiting can be hard. But remember, great things (like your new 99 Wits swag) come to those who wait. While you wait, why not check out our latest collection? Shameless plug? Absolutely. Here's the link for you! (Tees)

8. Gratitude and High Fives
Thanks for shopping with 99 Wits. Your support means we get to keep making awesome stuff, and you get to keep looking awesome. It's a win-win.

Remember, our team is here to help. If you have any questions or concerns, reach out to us at info@99wits.com or here. We promise we don’t bite (unless there's chocolate involved).

Stay cool, stay witty, and keep laughing!